Mel Gibson Can’t Keep It In His Pants
I love this report about Mel Gibson. It’s written with exactly the tone I use when talking about this so called A list ‘actor’. I don’t like him! Simple as that. He makes dreadful movies and likes nothing better to take a pop at us Poms whenever he can. The factually inept ‘Braveheart’ is a classic example of directors licence. Pandering to the masses created a film that was so historically incorrect it was an embarassment.
He followed it up with another dreadful pop at the English with that American Civil War film. There you go I can’t even remember the title of it! Anyone who makes Lethal Weapon 4 should have realised it’s time to give it a rest and let the real actors like Steven Seagul to entertain us with his jaw dropping Oscar performances
Anyway back to the story!
Ageing lothario Mel Gibson’s latest squeeze Oksana Grigorieva is reported to be pregnant.
If true, the baby will be his eighth after fathering seven with wife Robyn – that’s one lethal weapon he’s got there.
It’s not yet been confirmed if Gibson has acknowledged the baby is his or whether he’s blaming the Jews for it, but bookies Paddy Power are already betting on what he will name it.
Max (after his Mad Max films) is a wellbacked 8-1 chance, but I’ve had a little tickle on Thunderdome. There’s fury that gold-digging temptress Oksana, whose life so far seems to have consisted of shacking up with rich men, is calling herself a singer, and presumably sniggers that Gibson is still calling himself an actor.
I heard he was so bad when trying out for his first school play that when he asked the drama teacher what she would like him to play, the teacher responded ‘truant’.
It’s 6-4 for Mel and his rubber-lipped partner to get hitched before the end of the year – apparently that tends to be what women want.
Additional reporting by John Shaw
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/more-sport/2009/05/20/mel-gibson-6-4-to-get-married-again-before-the-year-is-out-115875-21373388/

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